LinguaPhile, April 2003
A monthly e-mail newsletter nurturing the development and enjoyment of English language arts at home and at school.
IN THIS ISSUE . . .
Although many teachers prefer to integrate poetry with the language arts curriculum throughout the school year rather than to relegate it to one month, April is designated as "poetry month." Much of this newsletter, therefore, is about poetry.
The April 2001 "LinguaPhile" was likewise devoted to poetry,
particularly writing poetry:
April Fool's Day Rules for Writers
More than twenty years ago, William Safire, longtime language columnist for The New York Times, solicited "perverse rules of grammar" such as these from his readers. In this way he acquired a great many of them, some of which he published in his column as "Fumblerules of Grammar." Some of the rules below are from Safire's list or its addendum. Others were generated by various people over the years. You can find more "fumblerules" in Safire's book On Language, pages 99-101.
1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. The adverb always follows the verb.
5. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
6. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
7. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
8. One should never generalize.
9. Be more or less specific.
10. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
11. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
12. No sentence fragments.
13. Always avoid annoying alliteration.
14. Don't use no double negatives.
15. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will suffice.
16. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
17. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Who needs rhetorical questions?
20. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
21. The passive voice is to be avoided.
22. A writer must not shift your point of view.
23. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
24. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
25. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
26. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
27. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
28. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!!!!!
29. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
New Tax Deduction for Teachers
Effective on 2002 taxes, an educator (K-12) working in a school for at least 900 hours during a school year may deduct up to $250 per year for money spent on classroom materials. This deduction is taken on line 23 of form 1040. No foolin' here!
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Upcoming Exhibits: Book Arts Fair, IAHE, NCEA
Taproots School of the Arts is sponsoring its second annual Book Arts Fair Saturday and Sunday, April 5 and 6. The Book Arts Fair will feature exhibits of professional and student work in the book and paper arts -- including papermaking, letterpress, calligraphy, bookbinding, and artists' books -- as well as an artists' market. The fair will also feature music, poetry readings, storytelling, and hands-on art activities for children and adults. Food will be available for purchase.
This is a wonderful opportunity to introduce your children to the ancient arts of bookmaking that have now become mechanized. Be sure to stop by the Portico Books table to say hello to Fran and take a look at Hands-On English. The fair, which will be held at the Taproots facility at 4021 Iowa Avenue, will be open from 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. on Saturday and from noon to 4:00 p.m. on Sunday. Admission is $5.00 for anyone over 11 years of age. Admission for children age 5 to 11 is $2.00. There is no charge for children under 5.
For more information about Taproots and the Book Arts Fair
(including a map to the site) see http://www.taproots.org/
Conferences are a great place to
If you will be attending one of these conferences, be sure to stop by the Portico Books booth to say hello to Fran. Take your friends along!
• April 11-12: IAHE (Indiana Association of Home Educators), Indianapolis (Booth 528)
• April 23-25: NCEA (National Catholic Educational Association) 100th Annual Convention, St. Louis (Booth 1424)
If you will not be attending these conferences but know people who will be, please encourage them to stop by the Portico Books booth.
Becoming familiar with Hands-On English products on the website can give you a good background for seeing the products in person: http://www.GrammarAndMore.com
Workshop: St. Louis
On Saturday, May 3, Fran will present a workshop sponsored by the St. Louis Writers Guild. Titled "Writing Strong Sentences," the two-hour interactive workshop will focus on using sentence structure and conciseness to express ideas effectively.
The workshop will be held at 10:00 a.m. at Barnes & Noble, 9618 Watson Road in Crestwood, Missouri. Admission is free for members of the St. Louis Writers Guild; the charge for others is $5.00.
Quote of the Month: Poetry
"Like a piece of ice on a hot stove, the poem must ride on its own
Sharpen Your Vocabulary: juxtapose
Although this word is likely to be familiar to you, it is worth considering in the context of poetry -- or any literature, even any art. Juxtapose means "to place side by side for purposes of comparison or contrast." The noun form is juxtaposition. An artist can make a powerful statement simply by juxtaposing items (or ideas) that do not usually occur together. For an example of juxtaposition, see the example of the found poem near the end of this newsletter.
Hands-On English includes nearly 200 morphemes, along with their meanings and examples. Knowing the meanings of morphemes can help you unlock hundreds of words the first time you encounter them. Reviewers of Hands-On English have said that the vocabulary section alone is worth the book's modest purchase price. Learn more -- and place your order -- at http://www.GrammarAndMore.com/product/hoe.htm
Q and A: An Author or a Writer?
Question: I recently met someone who introduced himself as an author. Exactly what is the difference between an author and a writer?
Answer: Writer and author have very similar denotations; the two words could easily designate the same person. Writer is defined as "one who writes books, articles, stories, etc., especially as a profession." Author is defined as "one who writes a novel, poem, essay, etc."
To me, author more closely identifies the person with the work; it implies publication. A "writer" may engage in the writing process for a lifetime and never publish anything -- or even finish anything. To explore the connotative differences between the words (the different responses they evoke), consider your thoughts and feelings when the person introduced himself as an "author." How would they have been different if he had introduced himself as a "writer"?
Hands-On English will put a wealth of information at your fingertips so that you can quickly find what you need to know about grammar, usage, capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and more. Get details -- and place your order -- at http://www.GrammarAndMore.com/product/hoe.htm
We invite your questions for this feature: mailto:Fran@GrammarAndMore.com
A New Book About Reading Poetry
My plan for this month was to review a book about reading poetry. I will spare you the saga of my quest for this rarity.
The great news, however, is that a new book by Paul Janeczko is being released today! The book is titled Opening a Door: Reading Poetry in the Middle School Classroom. Having admired many of Janeczko's anthologies, as well as his excellent How to Write Poetry (reviewed in the April 2001 LinguaPhile), I would recommend this new book sight unseen. I hope to review it soon.
Published by Scholastic Teaching Resources, 2003.
"Found" poetry can be an effective bridge between reading poetry and writing it. Annie Dillard, extraordinary writer and teacher of writing, has called found poetry "editing at its extreme." Found poetry begins with the serendipitous discovery of poetic language in some type of prose -- in the newspaper, perhaps, in an ad, on a menu, anywhere.
In a pure found poem, none of the discovered words are changed; their sequence remains intact, and no words are added. The "poet" simply selects the words he or she wishes to use and arranges them with appropriate line breaks. Ultimate editing indeed! Sometimes the message of the found poem may be very different from that of the original. The poet, after all, has altered the landscape. Even the addition of a title can give the poem a new slant or a new level of meaning.
Most found poems are of the impure variety, however. While one still begins with discovered language, the sequence of words can be changed, and words can be added to smooth out the connections between the fragments.
In Teaching 10 Fabulous Forms of Poetry Paul Janeczko offers these suggestions for creating found poems:
1. To jump-start this process for students, you might supply them with prose passages that are likely to yield found poems.
2. After students have found the words they want to use, have them write each one on a separate piece of paper. This expedites the rearrangement of the words. Once a pleasing arrangement has been found, the student should write it down, and then see if another pleasing arrangement is possible.
3. Another way to create a found poem is to cut words and phrases from headlines and arrange them in a way that "delights and surprises" the reader. It is most effective if the words (no more than fifty) relate to a topic or theme.
Found poetry heightens the poet's awareness of language -- its sound, its imagery, the juxtaposition of ideas -- and encourages the economy of words that is characteristic of poetry. Focusing attention on arrangement of words helps to create a sense of "the line" as a unit in poetry. It frees students from the notion that all poems must rhyme, and it helps them to find good ending points for lines when they do not have rhyme as a cue. Last -- but certainly not least -- found poetry can show students that editing can be fun and rewarding.
A Found Poem in Progress: "In the Comfort of Our Homes"
The following will give you an idea of what is possible with a found poem. The excerpted chunks, however, are larger than in most found poems. Usually the poet would cull words or phrases rather than whole sentences. A second difference is that the idea for this poem originated before the text was even generated. Therefore, I had to seek out the text rather than stumble across it.
All of the words included in this poem were broadcast on CBS during a recent game in the NCAA tournament; they have simply been rearranged. While I could have come up with my own words to express the idea, using the actual words seemed to add a dimension of realism to the poem. The language is not especially poetic; the entire poem hinges on juxtaposition.
In the Comfort of Our Homes
Is there a homefield advantage?
U.S. ground troops
This zone has them absolutely baffled.
The aerial attack
They have to balance being patient
They have to disrupt their rhythm
He has to cover the shooter.
Talk about being physical --
A UH-1 Huey helicopter
No man is an island.
They executed their strategic plan.
The most dangerous
Puzzler: Terse Verse
A. Express each of the following ideas as a two-word rhyming phrase. For example, "a minor car accident" could be called a "fender bender." The number in parentheses indicates the number of syllables in each word.
1. obese piece of headgear (1)
B. Now make up some "terse verses" of your own. First get the pair of rhyming words. Then come up with the clue. Send your favorites to include in next month's LinguaPhile: mailto:Fran@GrammarAndMore.com
Answers to Part A next month.
Answer to March Puzzler
(Can you find the word described here? The first two letters mean a man, the first three letters mean a woman, the first four letters mean a great man, and all of the letters mean a great woman.) heroine
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